自相矛盾(The best spear and shield)

　　storyteller: long long ago, there was a seller, he took a spear and a shield to the market, and began to sell them.”

　　seller: come on, come on, everyone! come here and have a look, i have the best spear and shield.

　　costmer: well, they are not bad.

　　seller: no bad? they are the best. have you seen my spear? it’s the best in the world , my spear could stab through any shields.

　　costmer 2: oh, really? what about your shield. seller: of course it’s the best, too. it can stop any spears in the world.

　　wise fellow：then…… ,what if your spear fights against your shield?

　　seller: sorry! i forget my own shield?